Last Friday, CERN, the European Organization for Nuclear Research, successfully turned on the Large Hadron Collider, the largest machine on Earth, which is slightly more complicated than flipping a switch. For months beforehand, all 27 km of the LHC had to be cooled within degrees of absolute zero; if that number in Celsius weren't ridiculous enough (-271 C), it's -455 in Fahrenheit, for those of us still using the Old Ass English System, i.e. the US, Liberia, and Burma. Seeing that the particle accelerator in question runs underneath E and J's quaint French village, it could theoretically develop a black hole and gobble them up, along their beloved blog.Latest Headlines
- City of lovers to be site of E and J's second anniversary showdown cette weekend
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Meanwhile, as fate and destiny prepare to collide, a small band of anonymous scientists, physicists, and mathematicians scattered worldwide, are warning of a possible coming catastrophe! Their views fly in the face of the current interpreted 'Standard Model', but what if they are correct??? Their un-published barred papers cannot be a testimonial, and if they become too far public, they risk violating a 'blanket' gag-order! Some are currently active within these said communities. Where is their human right to 'Voice', where is their representation??? Does this make you feel safer? I say: "Let them speak, and give their papers over to proper technical evaluation - NOW!
http://thefifthknight.blogspot.com/
"A nightmarish situation, that can still be hoped to be averted in time through communication within the scientific community, is drawn attention to. Only a few weeks remain to find out whether the danger is real or nothing but a mirage. After this time window is closed, it will take years until we know whether or not we are doomed. The story line has all the features of a best-selling novel. The reader is asked to contribute constructively."
Quote from Dr. Otto E. Rossler, a modern day Leonardo Devinche, Professor Theoretical Biochemist, visiting Professor of Theoretical Physics, inventor of the Rossler Attractor, founder of Endophysics, winner of the 2003 Chaos Award of the University of Liege and the 2003 Rene Descartes Award, contributor to hyper chaos, micro relativity and publisher of approximately 300 papers. (LHCFacts.org)
Professor Rosslers latest interview with science journalist Allan Gillis at scientificblogging.com
This is what I think: LHC News
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